After a long holiday weekend with a 1 year old, two 3 year olds, one 6 year old and three grown men, the bathroom clean up is not one of my favorite moments. Did I mention that all the grandchildren are boys?
One would think that as much attention as the male species gives to his penis, he would know exactly where it is pointing at all times. It's not like he has a 10 foot long fire hose that flings out of control once he starts to pee.
And what is it about 'shaking' it dry? News flash, it's not dry! If he can use a towel when he gets out of the shower, how about using a small piece of toilet paper and dab it dry. That would save a lot of drips and flying urine.